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Pakaian

HADIS PAKAIAN
Meninggalkan Pakaian Mahal Untuk Dapatkan Tawadhu’
Dari Mu’adz bin Anas RA ia berkata,
“Barangsiapa yang meninggalkan pakaian (yang cantik dan mahal) disebabkan tawadhu’ (merendahkan diri) di hadapan Allah, sedangkan dia sebenarnya mampu, nescaya Allah memanggilnya pada hari kiamat di hadapan segenap makhluk dan ia disuruh memilih jenis pakaian mana saja yang ia kehendaki untuk dipakaikan.”
(HR. Tirmidzi No. 2481 dan Ahmad No. 3: 439)
Al Hafizh Abu Thohir mengatakan bahawa sanad hadits ini hasan)

Google’s pizza.

This is where technology is taking us.

Hello! Is this Gordon’s Pizza?

No sir, it’s Google’s Pizza.

Did I dial the wrong number?

No sir, Google bought the pizza store.

Oh, alright – then I’d like to place an order please.

Okay sir, do you want the usual?

The usual? You know what my usual is?

According to the caller ID, the last 15 times you’ve ordered a 12-slice with double-cheese, sausage, and thick crust.

Okay – that’s what I want this time too.

May I suggest that this time you order an 8-slice with ricotta, arugula, and tomato instead?

No, I hate vegetables.

But your cholesterol is not good.

How do you know?

Through the subscribers guide. We have the results of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

Maybe so, but I don’t want the pizza you suggest – I already take medicine for high cholesterol.

But you haven’t taken the medicine regularly. 4 months ago you purchased from Drugsale Network a box of only 30 tablets.

I bought more from another drugstore.

It’s not showing on your credit card sir.

I paid in cash.

But according to your bank statement you did not withdraw that much cash.

I have another source of cash.

This is not showing on your last tax form, unless you got it from an undeclared income source.

WHAT THE HELL? ENOUGH! I’m sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, and WhatsApp. I’m going to an island without internet, where there’s no cellphone line, and no one to spy on me …

I understand sir, but you’ll need to renew your passport … it expired 5 weeks ago.

😀😆😅

Rindu.

Assalamualaikum.

 

*RENUNGAN*

Akan datang satu saat dimana bibir kita tidak dapat lagi bergetar menyebut nama Allah.

Di saat itu kita akan diturunkan ke dalam kubur dan wajah kita dibuka dan diciumkan ke tembok Lahad kubur kita.

Lalu kita dikuburkan dan ditinggalkan oleh semua kaum kerabat.

Di saat itu tidak ada kekasih, di saat itu tidak ada jawatan, di saat itu tidak ada harta dan wang ringgit

Maka di saat itu beruntunglah mereka yang selalu berzikir, yang mengingati Allah dan Allah mengingatinya, yang merindui Allah dan Allah merinduinya.💚